Jay-Z Is A Herb

This is the story i heard.
Powerhouse Concert + Jay Z + Beans + Philly = Jay Actin like a PUSSY..lol.

From what i got from a very solid source. Beans spit his bars, later Jay strolls in seein Beans and his folks in the spot chilly mostin and started bitchin. After the bitch really set in Jay gave a hand wave to his yes man and then the cops came and put Beans and nem out the venue..Dat Nigga Pussy.

Jay Blueprint 3 intro dissin niggas sayin, “Grown men, they want me to sit them on my lap. But I ain’t got no beard and Santa Claus ain’t black”

den you come to the spot where da nigga you was talkin smack bout live and tense up..clown

The Many Faces Of Kanye West

Kanye ,Kanye ,Kanye…What is wrong with you homie. Why in the hell do you keep snappin out like this. I find EVERYTHING funny, i find it funny when shit happens to old folks and babies, but dog your just plain sad. People with turrets don’t make the outburst you do fam. Lets look at the previous Kanye meltdowns.

Although I can’t stand G.W. and giggled my ass off when seeing this, Kanye just set black people back like 50 years with this one…

You really can’t see to much of this but listen to Kanyeezy’s bitchin’…..

He be breakin people shit

Gets hype on young bucks

This shit is just crazy….

On the radio

AND THEN LAST NIGHTS BULLSHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He would  never try that at the BET Awards tho cause he gonna have to get his security up..PUSSY

Beanie Sigel said dude was gay..

Kanyes bitch ass reply

Well Kancrazy you need help here is a few good things that might work.

Or maybe just “off” yaself

PEACE

Big O aka The Unslim Shady

Jay-Z aka Lay-Z And The Wackness Known As Blueprint 3

I have always been a BIG fan of Jay -z, and other than Heltah Skeltah he has been the only other person who’s cd i would actually go to the store and purchase,but is this dude f’n serious with Blueprint 3. Sean Carter you need to slam your head in a car door. The whole time i’m listening to this album , i was waiting for Ashton to kick in in my studio door and say haha fat man.

First off, This album is a feature fest and poor features at that. When Jay f’n Z gets pooped on by Yeezy yeah i said it Yeezy aka MC Small Clothes,then somethings wrong bigt ime.

Second some of those beats sound like my almost 2 year old nephew Jamal could make them on his play school lil light up bing bing bing ass toy. WTF SEAN?

Third the best song on the album was the single with Kanye And Puching Bag oops i mean Rihanna.And that shit is wack juice.

I don’t care what yall mo fos got to say, but im glad i downloaded this crap. If i woulda spent my money on this album and cut into my buffet money i would have been hella upset.

THIS ALBUM IS A BAR B QUE TURD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. THIS IS MY VIEWS I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOURS THATS WHY THIS SITE IS CALLED “DIESEL VIEWS” NOT YOURS

Peace

BIG O

STOP DANCING TO THIS STUFF WITH YA GROWN ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m not sure if it is because i’m getting too old or if it’s because i’m just fat and can’t do it anyway, but i’m tired of these dancin ass songs. Listen folks if you are over 18 and doing the “Stanky Leg” or ” Swag Surfin” you need to walk down broad street and let the towns people hit you with rocks in the forehead. Who made it cool to  “YOU’LL” as an adult. I also blame it on the DJ’s, If your in a 18 and over club and hear any of the songs posted below, then you should A. leave   B. Punch the DJ in his/her right eye  C. pour your drink on the first grown person who does the dance   D. all of the above. I vote D. And if your a DJ and a grown person ask you to play it , you need to lie to the bouncers and get them put out.Please grown folks stick to the electric slide and the cha cha and all that.

Peace

Big O aka The Unslim Shady

Mike Vick’s Return

Last night was Mike Vick’s return to football after a lil stink in the bing. How did he do you ask?  Check out below.

HIP HOP’S TOP 10 UGLY MO FO’S

I was sitting here with my wife and son talkin about funny lookin people in hip hop and here is the top 10 folks we came up with. You may not agree, but who gives a damn this is my blog.lol

10. Gun Play
When you walk around daily with a shirtless Rick Ross your face is prolly gonna look like a balled up piece of paper. And the hair on this dude looks like a torn piss filled bed in a crackhouse that was set on fire and pissed on again to be put out.

9. Krs-1

Although he is one of hip hop most respected MC’s and a vet in the game this fella is looks impaired ,As shown above even without the nappy worms in his wig. Aside from the kinked up dome and the face only a mother could love, KRS has the biggest snotbox known to man. If this dude has a nose bleed, wooooo there goes Chris, it”ll be R.I.P. to KRS

8. Khia

Ms. My neck My back is a f’n mess Period nothing else to say. I HATE HER THIGHS IN THAT VIDEO OF HERS.

7. Biggie

In my eye he was the greatest rapper to hold the mic and i really wish he was still her but he was “BLACK AND UGLY AS EVER” . With a face that looks uncircumcised and dark enough to bleed smoke Biggie was one rapper that knew he was fucked up facially.

6. T-pain

I dont give a damn if he is Mr. Hook Singer , Mr. Auto Tune, or The self proclaimed Teddy Penedherassdown. T-pain is a burnt worm. T looks like a voodoo witch doctor ass person put a spell on him, reversed it and put it on him twice as strong.

5. Lil Wayne

This mo fo look like after birth. Being that this dude looks like a Whoopi Goldberg clone or a mix between George Clinton and a turd, Wayne does not deserve to be fathering a child with Lauren London. I really hope here side of the family shows up strong with the baby.

4. Ol Dirty Bastard

If i was at the hospital and my wife delivered Ol Dirty I would instantly ask for an abortion, yes after he was born. Looking like he smoked fire crackers and appearing that funk was rising off his skin , he looked just that Ol and Dirty

3. Lil Fame
Im not gonna say much about this guy in fear that he might find me and kill me, but the dude looks like he was MASHED OUT hints the groups name M.O.P aka Mash Out Posse. And wow that dudes teeth look like he bite metal to make keys at home depot.

2. Gucci Mane

I just hate this dude. He looks a damn mess. What was on Buffie The Bodies Mind when she was dealin with this guy. He looks like his breath stinks and he gargles with battery acid, Gucci musta been slapped in the face instead of the ass when he was born.

1. Flava Flav

You see him,do i really have to say why he is number one.

BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even though i did say the ugly folks in hip hop, i still have to show the most ugly dude in the world.

TYRONE HILL

Please ladies and gents choose wise when layin down with some one and look at they old pictures, meet they family, check blood types and anything else you gotta do to not have a ugly ass baby.

Peace

BIG O aka The Unslim Shady

This Is Fiddy

Yo I was sitting in my living room a lil hungry as usual and mad bored. I thought to myself saying ,”self what can you do to not be bored” , when it came to me “yo self you like Fiddy Change , so youtube some Fiddy s@%t”. And as always Fiddy never let me down. Even though this is old footage ,this is a clip I found of him trippin.lol. This dude is mad crazy.
Enjoy

BIG O aka The Unslim Shady

No More Bad Hair Days Please

Hello All.
I have been with my wife for over twelve years.And she has had a lot of different hair styles as well as different hair colors.Over the years I have not had a problem with her hair because my wife knows how I like to see her(side note: she be looking good for her man.lol)

The short and sweet

or

The world of curl.

No Problems still…..

But today we were looking at hair style(no homo.lol) when all of a sudden a few girls hair started looking like science projects.

The Peacock

and

The bird nest

and

The two scoops

and the

DAMN

Ladies can yall keep it simple for us brothers please.
Because if I see you with the DAMN

….I’m clownin you.
Peace
BIG O

I’m back and here to stay..

I been into alot of this and alot of that and disowned you all but now i’m back. You all can now expect regular updates of music,new,pictures,other info,and most def MY VIEWS on everything from a steam boat to a billy goat. STAY TUNED

PEACE

BIG O aka The Unslim Shady

I Hate Charles

This is the face of an asshole. I really had to make my first post about Charles Hamilton. People..what grown ass man walks around with Sonic the Hedgehog as their god other than this clown?

His rhymes are in the basement of sub par and he has the nerve to talk shit like he’s the best thing next to sliced bread. How did he get chomped by a wack rapper and think he’s even near good.

Get a fuckin life Charles.